Nitwit Pie: A Collection of Nerdery Rhymes

Nitwit Pie is a collection of nerdy poems and rhymes that will appeal to anyone who loves science fiction, fantasy, video games, and other geeky subjects. The poems are clever and witty, and they will make you laugh out loud.

Nitwit Pie: A Collection of Nerdery Rhymes

by M.M. Vaughan

4.7 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3788 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	385 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Paperback	:	104 pages
Reading age	:	9 - 12 years
Grade level	:	4 - 6
Item Weight	:	4 ounces
Dimensions	:	5 x 0.24 x 8 inches

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The book is divided into four sections:

• Science Fiction: Poems about space exploration, aliens, and other sci-fi topics.
• Fantasy: Poems about dragons, wizards, and other fantasy creatures.
• Video Games: Poems about video game characters, worlds, and experiences.
• Geekery: Poems about all things nerdy, from comic books to anime to tabletop games.

Nitwit Pie is a great gift for any nerd or geek in your life. It's also a perfect book to read on a rainy day or when you just need a good laugh.

Sample Poems

Here are a few sample poems from Nitwit Pie:

To Boldly Go

To boldly go where no one has gone before,

To seek out new worlds and explore,

To boldly go where no one has gone before,

And boldly go where no one has gone before.

The Dragon's Hoard

In a cave beneath the mountain,

The dragon guards his hoard,

A treasure trove of gold and gems,

And a magic sword.

The Gamer's Lament

I've been playing all night long,

And I still haven't beaten this boss,

I'm starting to think I'm not as good as I thought I was,

Maybe I should just give up.

The Geek's Creed

I am a geek, and I am proud,

I love all things nerdy,

From comic books to science fiction,

To video games and anime.

I am not ashamed of my geekiness,

In fact, I embrace it,

Because being a geek means being part of a community,

A community of people who share my interests and passions.

So if you're a geek, be proud,

And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Order Your Copy Today!

Nitwit Pie is available now on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Order your copy today!

Nitwit Pie: A Collection of Nerdery Rhymes

by M.M. Vaughan

4.7 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3788 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	385 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Paperback	:	104 pages
Reading age	:	9 - 12 years
Grade level	:	4 - 6
Item Weight	:	4 ounces
Dimensions	:	5 x 0.24 x 8 inches

FREE